Sunday, December 25, 2011

occasions

MER CRIMMIS FROM THE BAHAMS
FROME AND MY CRIMMS BOYFRIEND

Friday, December 23, 2011

INSCRIPTIONS ON INTANGIBLE HERITAGE LISTS




1) talking through a wall made of
a sheet of copper indenting words
backwards to each other bending
holes finishing each others' words
from the other side competing like
battleship.


2) sk8ing on a tract like Google St.
Saint View arrows along light gray
pavement over black telephone
wires and trolly track rails shining
and cars in the way.


3) leaning my head through a win
dow in your cotton candy spider
egg sack chamber snowy white 
and lupin blue like sticking your 
head into a Fisher Price play house 
you curled up in there working on
something small not interested in 
my head at your shoulder.


4) in a boarding school formerly a
castle with animal horns for all
the doorknobs and marble floors
a big staircase leading up to a
central circular platform balcony
enclosure where chickens were
supposedly kept in medieval times
tapping my cane on the floor to
imagine what the chickens' peck
ing would have sounded like on
the marble "OH, HOW FUN!!!"


5) "oh you're so nice. you're
doing so well. really so well." 
dread lock headdress nose ring
man and thin blonde hair upturn 
nosegirl carpeted mansion with 
levels rooms of different heights 
sunken risen rooms steps pink al
coves swimming pool turquoise 
fountains edges of rooms not qui
te meeting what do they call that 
pre fabricated building middle 
school love interests sit next to me 
underwater in the fountain "you're 
doing so well. oh you're so nice."

how to share clothes with your 1/2 sister:

raise your glass to tink tink crash those cans and wink you are all alone but you just fetched the bouteille so wine for this sticky situation it is dangerous and equal to the lacking ladder to the primary loft box this witch takes on with damp palms and hesitation
DON'T HESITATE SEAN so
sour human lint legs covered by three days of splinters and bed puff "puff" how to not hate this:
(how to not be paranoid):
first things first
fuck with your hormones in powder form and
stay hungry with splinters and 4-6-5-mili-grams for your whatever.T.I
you gave to me a witch gift of get out of jail free- perpetually
for eternity! but how bottomless how boundless and selfless of you
to treat me to the treat of no court fees no cranberries no
all the stucco is cheap when you are given the powder with power and iron you can pump through the sheets to the sour and deep fried pleasures of life-
anegada cow wreck
bite bitch
death!
sea salt rash
ground frozed hash
give me that: right before
left after
it can happen to anyone anywhere if the enzymes don't match the rubber don't matter if the chemistry's whack so
how to not slap:
raise your glass



Thursday, December 22, 2011

KV mart



**
i've been under a rock
so now i mistake real
life for magic and
catalogue it diligently
as proof. what i find
exciting is really very 
normal but seems blinding
after having been under
that big black wing.
now i'm buggin cos my 
diary is in the back
right side compartment
of the bat mobile sparkling
in the dark and maybe
the brooding black angel
himself will swivel, 
see it, leaf thru it w/ 
glitter sticking to his
big square thumb pads 
i'll just have to give it
up pack it all away go back
under the big black wing
and forget. pupal state 
from '93 till! 



o0o00o0o0o0o0Oo ;) :P ♡

night products



2 explain :::
extra safety skirting 
the subject so not try
ing to boost the odds 
but so feeling so hos-
pitable i'd keep every 
zygote in every parallel 
universe 4 now it is 
necessary to see fried 
in the morning.


tho how so soft yung 
mother mouth one one
son so sow pray wot
demon could be prod
uced by rot tooth me
like to see see sweet
on thee god knows y


✞ ♡ ♡ ✞

Monday, December 19, 2011

∞∞Queen S.∞∞

Thursday, December 15, 2011

ON THE NEXT 4TH OF JULY


THE MAN WITH THE MIC IN THE MARCH
WON'T BE REPEATING HIS PLEA
I JUST REALIZED
TO BRING OUR SONS HOME
BRING OUR SISTERS HOME
BRING OUR LOVERS HOME
TODAY THE NEXT LAST DAY
BUT THAT IS IGNORANT

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

The Way To Become A Person In Heaven While Living

1)

2)
We do not italicize the titles of long sacred works: the Bible, the Koran. Cindy Crawford once said, "I wish I looked like Cindy Crawford."

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

thumbs up if you're watching this in 2059!


BEYONCE IS TEACH GIRL FOR WIFE, NOT FOR WOMAN. 
BE A WIFE FOR COOK WITH SHOES AND MAKE FOR SEX. 
SHOW HIM GOOD SEX AND MAKE FOR FOOD IS WIFE.
THAT IS BEYONCE.




BOATSWAIN, a DOG

loss of pet
too tender in the morning
survivor's guilt
35 degrees centigrade
diamond joe
safer shores





Wednesday, December 7, 2011

vermon .0005


i don't know what's up but i have this house near my elbow that i need to make green
and i get this feeling in my guts about the teeth in your mouth
and i don't know what's up but i need beer in my guts
once on the ruins that snack that was flipped it made me so sick
your teeth too give me motions in the pit *all pits
spewing out liquid through each sorrel stuffed pocket
i'm sorry to have forgotten why these rocks are important




my top priority

hey lady winteriscoming
from within
these glossy glassballs glazed
they want to leave too
despite the knife you are so close lately
malady
hey another glass eye met me today
from within
the shapewise irregular dot spot
glassisgotta hide lately

this room makes me want to be in that other room
where the frenchhey lady
gave me that other book, a babisbook
and then a stack more
they sat in yet another dot spot with the dead fly and the rotting cherry pair
i would love yet another pair




you're not invited

shit-mist

poop is the subject and i'm a great artist




Tuesday, December 6, 2011

it's okay i can hear you

THIS IS HOW WE CHILL 

FROM '93 TILL












cheetah's old lady




gravity hero
fame and fortune
i'm a poet


cats
two vets
there were a lot of cats
falling out of buildings
off of ledges out of
high windows

32 stories with just
thoracic bruising
chipped tooth and
a dark reputation


albert einstein was walking around one day
the curvature of space and time



Monday, December 5, 2011

pool-side

WHEN I COME TO MY MAT, WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS:
HOW CAN I EARN THE SMELLY MASSAGE?

KIKI



✷ ✷ ✷


(b) Of animals: tame, companionable to man. As opposed to wild, e.g., ''Animals which are neither wild nor heimlich', etc. 'Wild animals ... that are trained to be heimlich and accustomed to men.' 'If these young creatures are brought up from early days among men they become quite heimlich, friendly' etc. - So also: 'It (the lamb) is so heimlich and eats out of my hand.' 'Nevertheless, the stork is a beautiful heimlich bird.'





↯↯↯

FALLING


roy orbison
its about time
its about terror

8 years old in my
houston subdivision
i climbed the house
under construction
next door
put my foot
on deceptive tar-paper
not the edge of the roof

the event took a very long time

i looked up and wondered
did i have time to grab the edge of the roof?


i looked at the ground and thought about
alice in wonderland





october 24th, 1901
annie taylor

down on her luck
called up cooper to build her a barrel
then she headed down to the falls in

a victorian dress and a hat with ostrich feathers:
a real lady


the roar of the river:
enormous


everyone said:
that woman is dead
there is nothing
but a dead woman
in that barrel

she stepped out of the barrel
but she didn’t look right
she was your grandma
she died in a poorhouse

a man did the same
and toured the world
but fate had him
slip on an orange rind
get a compound fracture
gangrene
and death







hypnic jerk
100 pounds of coleslaw
we slept in trees
ground life was stressful












his little brain
brain to foot
foot back to brain
a corrective motor command
with each step you fall forward slightly
and then catch yourself












people like death and mayhem
everyone likes to stretch
a stretch is nice but
that stretch continues
beyond comfort levels
the tidal force so great
you snap at the
base of the spine
you will survive that snap
extruded through the fabric of space
like toothpaste through a tube










thanks for the box fox


($$$$$$$$$)

splitting up time is the fancy way of doing what you are going to do

YOU ARRIVE LIKE A HAIR IN MY SOUP
LIKE A DEVIL ON HORSEBACK
I GET SICK TO MY MORALS AND SLEEP ON BOTH EARS
LIKE A ROCK
IN THE CRACK

Sunday, December 4, 2011

don't hate the player

♡ ♡ ♡ ❄ ❄ ❄



NEW: TEACUP

     is there anything in this you yourself would like to try???
look down in the bottom - yes, smooth, white. go for it. i was
unimpressed, anyway. focus on the echo chamber feature and
the comforting dictation of a story with accents. sleep into it.
then wake up with a cough. two-step. be still.



ALLIWANTFORCRIMMUS.com

     california bronze leg long hair seeking sink eye skull face
with tropical apartment bed, king-sized. walks on the beach
crimmus morning, mentholated cornucopias by sunrise, rose
hips in the tiger den. sweet on the smell of upholstery, 
punkdust, gasoline and red eucalipstick. looking for dove in a
soapless place with a perpetual chance of rain. would live in
the sewer before going home for crimmus. be my right hand
pit-bull crud pup i'll be your cow-eyed brain girl.



xoxo, $ RooKiE

Saturday, December 3, 2011

mind your own basement


every one can hear every thing

boymud flood fuck

*respect your neck
*throwback your goat legs
i lost my key moment

Thursday, December 1, 2011

algeb a


art is as only as

THANKS FOR CLEANING UP THE BOYMUD


THE MUSH FELL TENDER IN THE BOYMUD SEA
JUST BELOW THE FOAM WHERE THE VIPERS AND SHE
RESIDED WITH SILENCE AND HOVERED HEAVY WITH CREAM
TINY RED LIPS SET BLOOD TO THE FOAM AND MEDUSA THE SCALP
HAD NO WAY TO KNOW THAT
(TANGERINE KNEES AND THE PICKLE BEET FLEAS)
FROM THIS PASTEL DIORAMA
SO LITTLE HAD GROWN








Tuesday, November 29, 2011

chica doi

It's roommate week ♥ If you have a wonderful roomie in your life who helps bring balance to your world, who isn't perfect, but is perfect for you, who would do anything for you, who makes you laugh, and drives you crazy, who is your soul roommate, who you always want to be with, who you're thankful for every day, and brings you joy. Brag about them a little and put this as your status

Monday, November 28, 2011

HERMAPHRODITE, HOLD ME

****** I CAN DO BAD ALL BY MY SELF

madadope2


Suggest to your roommates not to be angry (s) in (on) with each other. (you)
Suggest to your friends back to the university for a meeting in 25 years. (we)
Ask your friend not to call you at midnight. (tu)